smilingemoticon:

• all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
• sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
• all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
• your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
• always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

andrewvanolivegarden:

shut up brain you’re only 9 years old you shouldn’t even be working in a god damn ice cream shop

mariposima:

Anthony Michael Hall and Molly Ringwald record shopping during break in location shooting of ‘The Breakfast Club;, May 1, 1984. 

dumpsterfetus:

WOWA how slut t of teh whore not like a bo y SLUT!! HAS SE X WITH EVERYOEN!! WANTS TOBE FRIEND!!!

sisdrum:

this is ct singing…..

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• dangan ronpa
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

minecraftforme:

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

        I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

Inspi-craft

frikcen hate vampire weekend who allowed this

gosh darn it to heck !!

steffalopod:

• how to pee
• what the eraserhead baby is made of
• why my cousin never takes his shirt off at pool parties
• skeeball strategies
• how small does a piece of land have to be in order to be considered an island
• how to figure out my hat size

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”